Does "she" stand up or sit down in the gents?

#1 or #2?

Good question, lets start with a #2

Squats

her muscles are on par with Cala Millors

OK, Shall I bring the glass coffee table around again then?

Depends if you have cleaned it or not.

Well you can't polish a turd, so they say.

She is having to take a gender test, imagine the indignity for any athlete of having to go through that.

Apparently she has to do a parallel park, reverse round the corner and go round the shops in less than half an hour.

Thats test A, if that result is positive you have to do test B that includes

1: the washing up test

2: how to work the washing machine test

3: name that power tool test

They did on mythbusters