As some of you may know/not care, I bowl in a league on Thursday at Amf/firstbowl Leeds. I know a few posters do indulge in the art of 10 pin bowling and I was wondering if anyone could bail me out this week by joining my team for 1 week as a sub. I'll chuck in a few pints to sweeten the deal. Anybody able to help me out?

I'd do it mate , but i am crap at it .

BTW . Do you use a bat , racket , cue ?

sorry cant do Thursdays.. why not try going down and seeing if anyone from Wednesday 4's can help you out

I believe it's a club/mallet type object.

I have to use a sort of metal rolling device/implement if that helps?

I'm cr@p at cricket

I didn't think in 2011 that place would still be trading.

Does a guy called Robin (short, dark, rubbish, hair in his late 20's) still play there?

Only play on a Thursday Lad. No robin in our league to my knowledge.

So, for clarity: Robin is short, dark and rubbish. He had hair in his late 20s.

Is that right?

For clarity: you're a di-ck and a pedant one at that.

I had hair in my late 20's .....but don't match the rest.

Comedy gold this thread.